Patriotic Stickers For Cars
ATTN dirty liberal hippies, put yellow ribbons on your car or your time is up?
This is a guide circulating on the Internet because as everyone knows, you have to have yellow ribbons on your car to be patriotic.
1-5 Ribbons: You’re basically with Al Qaeda. Try harder, Osama.
5-10 Ribbons: Better, but you’re more in line with France and their seething anti-Americanism than with us. Keep going.
10-15 Ribbons: Now we’re getting somewhere. You’re in the “dirty hippie” region, though. Go burn a flag, Fonda.
15-20 Ribbons: Yer doin’ a heckuva job. Bonus points for “Abortion is murder” stickers, and 20 bonus points for an ULTRA-rare Bush/Cheney sticker. This sticker is so rare after 2004 that it is considered an endangered species.
20+ Ribbons: When you bought these, did all profits go to support the troops? Ah, it doesn’t matter. At least your neighbors will know that your life consists of apple pie, baseball games, and hatin’ gays. ULTIMATE WIN, SOCCER MOM!
BTW, to those on the right: this is satire, don’t run out and buy ribbons.
Is that how you further political discussion by posting stupid chain email? Is that all you have to add to the national debate? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this subject or are you just going to continue plagiarizing people.
My offense comes from your assertion that us on the right can’t understand the oh so intelligent satire of this and will go out and paste our cars with ribbons. I won’t be buying any ribbons but I might just buy the tenement you live in and evict your dumb azz.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009: “Vet’s Patriotic Stickers Under Fire”
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Wallmonkeys Peel and Stick Wall Decals – The Patriot – Removable Graphic WallMonkeys wall graphics are printed on the highest quality re-positionable, self-adhesive fabric paper. Each order is printed in-house and on-demand. WallMonkeys uses premium materials & state-of-the-art production technologies. Our white fabric material is superior to vinyl decals. You can literally see and feel the difference. Our wall graphics apply in minutes and won’t damage your paint or l… |
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Wallmonkeys Peel and Stick Wall Decals – Patriotic Auto – Removable Graphic WallMonkeys wall graphics are printed on the highest quality re-positionable, self-adhesive fabric paper. Each order is printed in-house and on-demand. WallMonkeys uses premium materials & state-of-the-art production technologies. Our white fabric material is superior to vinyl decals. You can literally see and feel the difference. Our wall graphics apply in minutes and won’t damage your paint or l… |
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